open your legs

and let me use my tongue to spell out how much you mean to me

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Me rn

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tastefullyoffensive:

How to Get 10% Off Your Order at Not a Burger Stand in Burbank, CA

Chalk art by Lila Roux

Previously: Funny and Creative Sandwich Board Signs

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leafwhirlwind:

puppy95:

spookygoon:

take note gentlemen

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feedmyaddictionnow:

thtwhitegurrl:

slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?

I actually get this yus

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deadeliving:

Me every time a develop any sort of feeling towards humans

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